Thursday, September 2, 2021

Over-eating and Plugging

 Over-eating is not conducive to plugging...

And you would think after almost ten years, I would have learned my lesson,  but with Covid shut-down, I've turned to eating comfort food. I'm vaccinated and live in a small town and people here mask up voluntarily, but after almost two years and despite the delta variant, people are still going to the restaurants. Mississippi is not a good state for following mandates, and our governor is a fucking idiot.
And I eat out in public frequently, as well, always masked until I am seated at a table, and that's where I have my comfort food, like cheeseburgers, fried catfish, milkshakes.....Ok, you get the picture. I've also gained weight, but aside from that, when I eat out I feel full—and plugging during the day is not really possible for long, because with more fats comes surprise bouts of...you guessed it. And it's not pretty and I am dismayed. 


Of the three plugs shown here
the metal Njoy pureplug is the
best for wearing all night.
So I plug at night, remove the plug immediately upon getting out of bed and proceed with my day, naked of course, and feeling more than a bit frustrated with my own lack on common-sense eating so that I can stay plugged. It's around 4:30 a.m. as I write this; and I am plugged and have not eaten this morning. I also took an anti-diarrheal tablet last night and so I'm luckily slightly constipated, which is ideal for plugging. But I have given in to the idea that if I'm going to be stupid and eat too much, I have to pay for that by not getting to stay plugged. 

I also had to stop plugging for a couple of weeks when I was hit with a urinary tract infection and it centered the pain in the middle of my belly, which made me think I was impacted (you know, full of shit). I wasn't and as soon as I started taking the antibiotics the pain went away. 

I realize this is not a very juicy or spicy post, but it is what happens, and I thought you, my readers might have experienced something like this.