Am I the Only Pervert in My Neighborhood?

Probably Not, but why nobody knows...

As usual, I got up early (around 6 even though I went to bed around 1 a.m.). As usual I was naked and plugged, and the plug felt good so I didn't even try for a BM. I only do BMs when I feel pressure in my gut knowing that my body is trying to take care of my digestive waste by moving it down into my rectum (which is full of my plug). Despite wearing a plug and having to deal with the physical aspects of waste sometimes, it's surprisingly rare that clean up is messy at all. Usually, even when I remove the plug for a BM, the plug comes out clean and at worse is cloudy rather than crystal clear. And despite dealing so intimately with my butt, my anus, my rectum, and enjoying the endless pleasure of being plugged all day and all night, I am not into scatology. So I'm not that kind of pervert. 

Here is a short list of my perversions, things that put me in small communities of like minded people:

1. Butt plug wearer

2. Nudist (nah, "nudist" is too wholesome). I like being naked, not wearing any clothes and getting up to sexual things quite often.

3. Exhibitionist. The sneaky kind. For example I don't have curtains on many of my windows, and I am aware that if someone were to be looking, they could possibly see me naked. But I'm in my own home, and I'm not standing at the window masturbating, deliberately trying to be seen.

4. Masturbating in public places. Again, doing it slyly, with little chance of getting caught. Every time I go into restaurant, the first thing I look to see is how visible people's crotches are under the tables. If I can't see their crotches as I walk by or see under the tables from a few feet away, then I know it would be possible to masturbate without being seen. Do I do it very often? No. But I can't count on two hands how many times I've done it. And when I have done it, I leave the cum on the floor; sometimes I smear it with my shoe so that it's not obvious what that sticky stuff is. 

5. Walking around with my dick hanging out of my pants, or playing peak-a-boo with an open fly (deliberately). The trick for walking around with my cock out is to be wearing a long shirt or jacket that covers my crotch totally. I've been in and out of the post office and other public buildings with my cock out, and covered with a shirt tail or jacket.

So, these are not unusual, with men, and I think it's a kind of fantasy among even heterosexual men to be exhibitionist in some ways. But, what about my neighbors? I live on a street with single men and women, older couples, and occasionally military singles or couples. Next door to me I've already had several gay people, including a military lesbian couple. And up and down the street and around the corner on both cross streets at either end, have been several gay couples and single gays. It's a nice area. But I'm not looking to the LGBTQ people as the other perverts. I have no way of knowing if anyone else does perverted things either in the privacy of their homes or out in public. And when I say "pervert" I'm not limiting perversion to some sort of different sexuality. That's just my kind of perversion. Basically harmless. No I'm far more frightened of violence perversions, including torture, murder, physical abuse. We only know about people's secret lives when they get caught or it comes out unintentionally.