Plugged in Walmart...
I know, that almost sounds like the beginning of a youtube video like those called "the people of walmart." Well, I was in Walmart today to pick up a couple of items and to get a bit of cash for my wallet, and I was plugged and had been since the night before without having removed the plug, so I could feel it with every step I took. Of course, most of the time I just forgot it was in me, unless I clinched or bent over. But when I got to the checkout line and joined the dozens of people in each check out queue, I wondered if among all these people am I the only one wearing a plug? My tendency was to say yeah, probably. All these people are so ordinary looking.
That's a mental trap. I'm as ordinary looking as everyone else. We were a few different races, several ethnicities, many different body types, hairdos, clothing choices, and we were all going about our business and it was not possible to glean a hint from anyone, either the older man in the next queue, the young mother coming up behind me, the white haired woman dutifully wearing a mask, like most of the rest of us—anybody else but me wearing a butt plug, like right now. Across the store were hundreds of people in every aisle, department. It's a great gathering place for a diverse population.
Any more, I believe that plugging and plugging in public is a real thing engaged in by a growing number of people, and maybe even more so, now that we have had to turn back on ourselves for much of our enjoyment, since the pandemic has pushed us into our private areas. I rarely leave home without being plugged. I just can't NOT be plugged, and I can be comfortable and secure most of the time that I won't have to worry about an accident. I've been at this for ten years. I've got my digestion and toilet habits down pretty well.
So, what percentage of any group of at least a hundred people are actually wearing a plug in public. I used to engage in this percentage/group question about which guys were gay like me, and any more, I know that in a group of a hundred men I can probably pick out twenty who might be gay. But those who might be plugged..including women? 5/100? 1/100? 10? 20?
