Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Living Plugged for a Whole Year

Plugged for 365 Days and Nights

There is a case where a 90-year-old
man wore a plug for 55 years.
Today I celebrate having a butt plug in my ass for 24/7/365! Although I started using butt plugs again in December of 2012, kind of on the spur of the moment sort of thing, it took a few months before I actively started thinking about what it would be like to "live plugged." I had gotten my inspiration from another blogger "All About the Butt Plug Lifestyle" who talked about butt plugging as a lifestyle. And his iconic picture of his plugged butt that greeted visitors was just so sexy, I was inspired—really inspired—not only to come home after work and slam a plug home, so to speak, but to be at work plugged and to sleep plugged. I was so inspired, as a matter of fact that I started a log of hours plugged vs. hours unplugged. I started this log in April 2013 and continued keeping track through June of 2013. After a couple of successive weeks when I could total up the hours in a day that I was virtually plugged at 24 hours, I then no longer saw the need to keep the log.

So, even though I claim a whole year plugged 24/7, I've gotten as close as is humanly possible, and what I have learned over this past year is very valuable, which is where I'm heading next in this entry. But first I will admit that the 24/7/365 is really about 348 days out of a year, plugged 24 hours a day, for a total of 95 percent of the time. There were a few days off for illness, and a few hours a day here and there for digestive issues, of which I had been plagued quite often before I started seriously plugging—and no, no, no! Wearing a plug when you have the runs is true insanity. You're going to end up shitting all over the plug, and it's going to leak into your shorts, and when you pull it out, it's going to sling shit all over the bathroom.

Lookin' Good!
What I have learned in order to live plugged is it begins with the mouth, not the anus. Most importantly for me (others may have different issues) is the food I eat. Like many people I eat too much fatty foods, not enough greens, too much red meat, too much spicy food, etc. I also have IBS and tend to get the runs rather than become constipated, so I had to search for foods that slowed down my digestion, rather than providing "explosive theater" moments when I barely had time to get to the bathroom. Nonetheless, I don't want to drift off into an article on good nutrition; just suffice it to say that I now watch my fatty-food intake, eat lots of rice, yogurt, meat occasionally, etc. You have to control what goes in before you can predict how the south end of the digestive chain behaves.

Send in those selfies, guys!
Next, I take loperamide HCL (Imodium) on a regular, daily, basis (it's an anti-diarrheal) and doctors say that you can take it long-term as long as you still have regular BMs. I made this helpful discovery at about six months into my plugging year. And I've learned in that period just how much to take every day. So I control what I eject by what I inject, so to speak. It makes for a very pleasant, predictable plugging experience.

It was also in April of 2013 that I switched from the NJOY medium, stainless steel plug to the three types of glass plugs that I sequenced through, until I finally settled on the Icicles #14 glass plug. Second to this, I used the Prisms Devi glass plug most of the time during this past year. The secret is the ring base and the perfectly safe glass. Clean up is easy. I have reduced the amount of lube I use to just a drop (if I use a silicone based lube) or the tip of my finger with a dab if I use Aloe Vera Gel. I prefer Aloe Vera Gel, because it is a healthy, risk-free substance that also has a slight healing effect.

Finally, and most important for me is that I have not had hemorrhoids now since I started plugging with either metal or glass, which has been over a year. So, to summarize: I'm hemorrhoid free and my ass is kept satisfied all the time. Yes, guys, I'm hard as I write this. I'm plugged, and I'm heading into my second year of living plugged.

I know exactly what this guy is feeling...