Naked and Plugged on a Rainy Day

Edging in the Deep South

I've been in Mississippi now for over four years, and the weather every year has been noticeably different—especially in the summer, going into the fall. What is the same is a higher level of humidity than I am used to, so that rainy days are rarely cool and crisp, as they are in the desert. Instead, rainy days here are usually just soggy and muggy, especially in the summer. I've been disappointed in the fall, especially, because in the desert the fall is a cooler version of summer and going naked outdoors in the early morning in September in the desert is a delicious challenge to get naked and not get icy cold and rush to get dressed.

Not in my backyard!

But finally, today, after an all-night rain that diminished in the early afternoon, it settled into a pinpoint drizzle. And it was crisp and cool, around 65 degrees. It was a perfect time for me to work in the backyard, yep...naked and plugged. I was glad to see that the ground was finally wet enough to allow me to get a shovel under the exposed stumps of some bushes I had been whacking down, one branch at a time, simultaneously fighting with the vines that were woven among the branches of the bushes. I had filled up a deep wheelbarrow with my cuttings and I decided for fun I would just walk boldly across the back yard from my little alcove of bushes and expose myself to prying eyes.

They would of course have to be peering at me through a wall of bushes and vines or through the slats of the yard where I share a wooden fence with the neighbors. The night before I had checked on the legality of being naked on one's own property and discovered that the law was vaguely written. It talked about indecent exposure even on one's property, but indecent exposure means deliberately baring one's genitals for the intent of exposing them to onlookers. 

Any "onlookers" in the other property would have to be voyeurs. So I just walked around feeling spry and, well, butt naked. And from a distance 20 yards (?) I doubt anyone would have been able to see the little arc of glass from the donut base of my butt plug between my butt cheeks.

Nonetheless, what I enjoyed most was feeling the prickling icy droplets of drizzle on my back and butt and chest as I worked. Tomorrow I get my metal hitch plug and cock-ring combo.

A Chicken in Every Pot... A Buttplug in Every Rectum

A new study shows that buttplugs are gaining in popularity.

A new survey in France shows that the majority of people (both men and women) like using sex toys (What else do you expect from the sexually uninhibited French, eh?) But the report goes on to state that similar surveys have shown the same trends in other but the most sexually suppressed countries. Even in the United States it has been estimated that 45% of men and 50% of women like to use butt plugs—including straight men.

When I first started this blog back in 2013, I had said I was interested in helping all men (and women) choose to use buttplugs. After living plugged for eight years, I can attest to the fact that wearing a buttplug is probably one of the most healthy and health-giving things you can do for your body. It first and foremost increases your feelings of well being. I'm not necessarily talking about living plugged, which is what I do, but buttplugs are not just meant to prepare your anus for being fucked. If you're intent on stretching your anal opening to receive cock, a dildo is probably much better than a butt plug and you would use a dildo not long before having anal sex, because your sphincter will return to its normally tight state.

No a buttplug has a much higher calling than a tool for stretching the anal opening—this might belie what all those huge plugs have come to be used for, however, and so we might want to assign a different name to those football sized plugs. First, anal plugs were invented in the 1800s to be used precisely for curing hemorrhoids and constipation. See this Link. About half way down this article is the appropriate information about why anal plugs were invented and marketed.

Quote from 

The Dark, Twisted History Of The Butt Plug

They began as medical treatments. Then things got more fun.

by K. Thor Jensen

"Dr. Young’s Rectal Dilators from 1893 — are the first documented butt plugs we’ve been able to find. These obviously weren’t marketed as a sex toy — instead, they were meant to be prescribed by a doctor to cure a number of conditions. An article in “Medical News” from that same year quotes the good doctor in saying that “three-fourths of all the howling maniacs of the world” could be cured by taking one of these babies up the butthole. Obviously that’s a bit of an exaggeration, but the intense marketing made rectal dilators a hot commodity for almost half a century."

These anal dilators were sold well into the 1940s, and you can just bet that grandpa enjoyed his secret pleasures, kind of like grandma enjoyed the medicinal effects of her 100 proof "tonic". No wonder marriages lasted longer back then, grandpa had a butt plug up his ass and grandma was snockered.

But I digress. These things were sold ostensibly to cure two persistent problems: constipation and hemorrhoids. See the rest of the article about that.

And so because these dilators also gave pleasure, which the patients may not have wanted to admit to their doctor, butt plugs in one form or another have been around a long time. I'm going to name a few types of anal plugs that you might consider trying for both the cures they offer or, perhaps more importantly, the pleasure. Straight men...read on, as well. I just love the idea that some straight men are getting to know their anal sexuality, in addition to all the attention all men pay to their penises. When we all get into anal play, surely the prejudices that have plagued us will also diminish. It's not "gay" to love a butt plug in your rectum. It's simply a new aspect of sexuality.

1. Butt plugs that cure hemorrhoids... 

Any plug that has a shaft that is at least a half-inch to an inch in diameter. While the differential between the size of the business end of the plug and the shaft have a 2:1 ratio—to prevent the plug from sliding out.

The recommended material is non-porous (medical grade stainless steel or borsciliate glass, like the Icicles #14).

It may seem that a plug that just sits in the rectum cannot be contributing anything to a cure for hemorrhoids, but there is activity there with the sphincter and the blood flow in the anal opening. Unlike a sedentary situation without a butt plug, the plug activates the blood flow due to the various tensions on the sphincter and the anal muscles.

 

2. Butt plugs that can open the sphincter and allow fingers to be inserted, even cocks...

These are the tunnel plugs. I dare say you have to have a very reliable waste elimination cycle to wear these for longer than just a couple of hours. And if you're swimming (preferably naked), a tunnel plug will allow water to flow in and out, adding to the sensations. 

It doesn't matter what the material is, as long as it's safe, and remember if you use a silicone plug you cannot use a silicone-based lube. It will eat your plug up and destroy its finish.

This is the combo Metal asslock cock ring, 

with a 1.5 inch ball and a 2 inch cock ring.

Total weight is over a pound of pure steel.

3. Butt plug/cock ring combination...

Again I prefer a metal cock ring/butt plug combination because once you have the ring around the cock and the balls, and when you insert the plug (preferably a simple steel ball no less that 1.5 inches in diameter)...Mama! you'll feel trapped as the butt plug pulls the cock ring hard against your groin, and once the blood flow starts into the cock, you're going to get a major hard on at the same time that you're massaging the prostate (if you're male).

I had one of these in the early 2000s but the ball was too big for me back then. So, now that I've been used to a 2 inch glass plug, I ordered the one shown above and it's coming on Friday, September 25, 2020. I can't wait to revisit this monster. 

4. Classic shaped butt plugs...

These should probably only be used for sex sessions. Both men can wear one if they're sucking each other's dicks. One man can wear on if he's fucking his partner (male or female), and if the female is wearing a butt plug at the same time, she is essentially getting fucked in Both the rectum and the vagina...woah Mama! And the man is getting fucked by the dildo while he fucks his partner.

5. Butt plugs that should be called something else...

Because while they are designed to be used for only a little while, they are also designed to cause great stress to the sphincter muscle itself, sometimes break the muscle and allowing for prolapse eventually.

This is the Aneros Prostate massager. The left side
with the red dot will go under the perineum once the massager
is inserted into the rectum 

6. Butt plugs that are actually prostate massagers...

The only brand that comes to mind is the Aneros line of prostate massagers. They are generally plastic (I think). Watch a few videos of men wearing Aneros prostate massagers and you will see that one of these can send you to the moon and make you howl at the moon. 

With the development of the sex toy industry in the 1990s came just about something for everyone, and holding with my chicken in every pot and a butt plug in every rectum, enjoy these various plugs being employed: 

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