A Chicken in Every Pot... A Buttplug in Every Rectum

A new study shows that buttplugs are gaining in popularity.

A new survey in France shows that the majority of people (both men and women) like using sex toys (What else do you expect from the sexually uninhibited French, eh?) But the report goes on to state that similar surveys have shown the same trends in other but the most sexually suppressed countries. Even in the United States it has been estimated that 45% of men and 50% of women like to use butt plugs—including straight men.

When I first started this blog back in 2013, I had said I was interested in helping all men (and women) choose to use buttplugs. After living plugged for eight years, I can attest to the fact that wearing a buttplug is probably one of the most healthy and health-giving things you can do for your body. It first and foremost increases your feelings of well being. I'm not necessarily talking about living plugged, which is what I do, but buttplugs are not just meant to prepare your anus for being fucked. If you're intent on stretching your anal opening to receive cock, a dildo is probably much better than a butt plug and you would use a dildo not long before having anal sex, because your sphincter will return to its normally tight state.

No a buttplug has a much higher calling than a tool for stretching the anal opening—this might belie what all those huge plugs have come to be used for, however, and so we might want to assign a different name to those football sized plugs. First, anal plugs were invented in the 1800s to be used precisely for curing hemorrhoids and constipation. See this Link. About half way down this article is the appropriate information about why anal plugs were invented and marketed.

Quote from 

The Dark, Twisted History Of The Butt Plug

They began as medical treatments. Then things got more fun.

by K. Thor Jensen

"Dr. Young’s Rectal Dilators from 1893 — are the first documented butt plugs we’ve been able to find. These obviously weren’t marketed as a sex toy — instead, they were meant to be prescribed by a doctor to cure a number of conditions. An article in “Medical News” from that same year quotes the good doctor in saying that “three-fourths of all the howling maniacs of the world” could be cured by taking one of these babies up the butthole. Obviously that’s a bit of an exaggeration, but the intense marketing made rectal dilators a hot commodity for almost half a century."

These anal dilators were sold well into the 1940s, and you can just bet that grandpa enjoyed his secret pleasures, kind of like grandma enjoyed the medicinal effects of her 100 proof "tonic". No wonder marriages lasted longer back then, grandpa had a butt plug up his ass and grandma was snockered.

But I digress. These things were sold ostensibly to cure two persistent problems: constipation and hemorrhoids. See the rest of the article about that.

And so because these dilators also gave pleasure, which the patients may not have wanted to admit to their doctor, butt plugs in one form or another have been around a long time. I'm going to name a few types of anal plugs that you might consider trying for both the cures they offer or, perhaps more importantly, the pleasure. Straight men...read on, as well. I just love the idea that some straight men are getting to know their anal sexuality, in addition to all the attention all men pay to their penises. When we all get into anal play, surely the prejudices that have plagued us will also diminish. It's not "gay" to love a butt plug in your rectum. It's simply a new aspect of sexuality.

1. Butt plugs that cure hemorrhoids... 

Any plug that has a shaft that is at least a half-inch to an inch in diameter. While the differential between the size of the business end of the plug and the shaft have a 2:1 ratio—to prevent the plug from sliding out.

The recommended material is non-porous (medical grade stainless steel or borsciliate glass, like the Icicles #14).

It may seem that a plug that just sits in the rectum cannot be contributing anything to a cure for hemorrhoids, but there is activity there with the sphincter and the blood flow in the anal opening. Unlike a sedentary situation without a butt plug, the plug activates the blood flow due to the various tensions on the sphincter and the anal muscles.

 

2. Butt plugs that can open the sphincter and allow fingers to be inserted, even cocks...

These are the tunnel plugs. I dare say you have to have a very reliable waste elimination cycle to wear these for longer than just a couple of hours. And if you're swimming (preferably naked), a tunnel plug will allow water to flow in and out, adding to the sensations. 

It doesn't matter what the material is, as long as it's safe, and remember if you use a silicone plug you cannot use a silicone-based lube. It will eat your plug up and destroy its finish.

This is the combo Metal asslock cock ring, 

with a 1.5 inch ball and a 2 inch cock ring.

Total weight is over a pound of pure steel.

3. Butt plug/cock ring combination...

Again I prefer a metal cock ring/butt plug combination because once you have the ring around the cock and the balls, and when you insert the plug (preferably a simple steel ball no less that 1.5 inches in diameter)...Mama! you'll feel trapped as the butt plug pulls the cock ring hard against your groin, and once the blood flow starts into the cock, you're going to get a major hard on at the same time that you're massaging the prostate (if you're male).

I had one of these in the early 2000s but the ball was too big for me back then. So, now that I've been used to a 2 inch glass plug, I ordered the one shown above and it's coming on Friday, September 25, 2020. I can't wait to revisit this monster. 

4. Classic shaped butt plugs...

These should probably only be used for sex sessions. Both men can wear one if they're sucking each other's dicks. One man can wear on if he's fucking his partner (male or female), and if the female is wearing a butt plug at the same time, she is essentially getting fucked in Both the rectum and the vagina...woah Mama! And the man is getting fucked by the dildo while he fucks his partner.

5. Butt plugs that should be called something else...

Because while they are designed to be used for only a little while, they are also designed to cause great stress to the sphincter muscle itself, sometimes break the muscle and allowing for prolapse eventually.

This is the Aneros Prostate massager. The left side
with the red dot will go under the perineum once the massager
is inserted into the rectum 

6. Butt plugs that are actually prostate massagers...

The only brand that comes to mind is the Aneros line of prostate massagers. They are generally plastic (I think). Watch a few videos of men wearing Aneros prostate massagers and you will see that one of these can send you to the moon and make you howl at the moon. 

With the development of the sex toy industry in the 1990s came just about something for everyone, and holding with my chicken in every pot and a butt plug in every rectum, enjoy these various plugs being employed: 

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