HEMORRHOIDS CAN BE DEVASTATING AND PAINFUL

And you have a choice or three on how to cure them... 

 

I suffered for many years with hemorrhoids, but they were only mildly bloody, mostly itchy and made me afraid that I had come to the end of my anal-sex life. From the time I entered college until the end of my career as a writer-editor in a corporate setting, I lived a sedentary lifestyle. Oh yes, I still worked in the yard for hours at a time, I still was active within certain bounds. I walked a lot, rode a bicycle, swam, and did other things that probably counteracted my desk job. 

But at one point, I simply felt my anal-sex life was over because it hurt to be fucked or was at least very unpleasant. Even clean up after bowel movements was painful and never very efficient. I had to use hemorrhoid creams and wipes along with other methods. I was, however, never as bad off as say truck drivers or my boss at work who eventually had little rubber bands placed around his hemmies, so that they eventually necrophied and fell off. I would think that would feel like little teeth, but that's another post altogether.

And I have to say I am recently aware of someone who is essentially a truck driver who had hemorrhoids so bad, he had to have surgery. He was bleeding and so much so that he had to have infusions of iron. Which made him sick. And he also said that the surgery was the most painful post-op experience of his life. I also happen to know that this person is not great on diet and is also sick a lot with other things. But aside from a change in diet and supplemental exercise, his options were surgery—or what I would never propose to him—wearing a butt plug.

I did not realize back when I started wearing a butt plug and experimenting with materials and sizes and shapes that doctors had invented butt plugs (anal probes, whatever) for precisely the reasons that people should wear the modern equivalents...doctors claimed that anal probes could alleviate stress and depression...and...wait for it...hemorrhoids. 

I can attest to the undeniable fact that wearing a butt plug regularly (once I had settled on the glass egg with the thick shaft and the ring base) is what cured my hemorrhoids. Period. My anus and the opening is now as nice and pink and healthy as it was when I was a teenager, and god only knows that I can keep a plug in my ass all day and all night and have not suffered from hemorrhoids for at least ten years. Getting to the point where you can wear a plug even with hemorrhoids has the most to do with material. For goodness sake do not try to wear a silicon plug. No matter how smooth it may feel it is not as good as glass or metal (medical grade stainless steel). And when you first get started use a lot of lube, but don't just use motor oil or something. (Just kidding there). Use a body safe lube.